Numbers Count

Vince Bunnyman believes numbers count.
1 may be regarded as the loneliest number, but that’s really only because it has the least amount of friends on Facebook.
Overall though, 1 is only slightly more lonesome than everyone else.
2 is company.
2 is partnership.
2 is business.
2 means business.
Don’t mess with 2.
2 will pull a knife on you and take your wallet.
3 is the magic number.
Vince saw it pull a rabbit out of a hat last week and the things it can do with coloured handkerchiefs is a sight to behold.
3 is available for kids parties and corporate functions.
4 is Vince’s favourite.
They both enjoy Soy Macchiatos.
5 is high.
Always fun.
Always celebrating with the slapping of skin.
It’s only on the down low, when you’re too slow, that the fun ceases to exist.
6 is under constant surveillance by the authorities.
They believe 6’s should not hang out in groups of 3. It’s just not safe.
If you see multiple 6’s congregating in the same vicinity, please dial 911.
7 is very talented… according to its parents.
They are both very proud that it is a prime number. Something they will not hesitate to tell you about if you ever happen to meet them.
8 can go fuck itself.
9 is loved by cats all around the world.
And so it should. It gives cats the power to dream and do as they please.
We should all be so lucky.
Very little of this adds up.