Top Ten Reasons For Not Writing

Vince Bunnyman’s Top Ten Reasons For Not Writing…
No. Ten: My spelling is atrowsish.
No. Nine: Training for the 2011 Competitive Eating Circuit is very time consuming.
No. Eight: My keyboard has a restraining order against me.
No. Seven: That picture on the wall above my computer of the dogs playing pool constantly mocks my ability as a snooker player, dog owner and fashion expert.
No. Kaw: I’ve become obsessed with making up new numbers.
No. Six: I’ve actually been writing a lot but I’ve accidentally logged all my posts under Quincy Moneycans.
No. Five: De Bortoli’s 2007 Shiraz.
No. Four: I swore I wouldn’t write again until I avenged my Master’s death.
No. Three: Trampolining is heaps more fun.
No. Two: The Velociraptor I got off eBay is proving to be more of a handful than I’d originally thought.
No. One: Zumba is a lifestyle, not just a workout.